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1. Dieter was six when he got his first blow job. He said he’d give the girl next door some chocolate if she’d suck his ’stick’. Habika, who was four at the time, learnt quickly that nothing in life is free.

2. Emmet lost his virginity in an orgy when he was 20. He only did it, though, with a teenage slapper who cried when he’d finished. He always remembers that his very first best friend was right there, in that very room. Yeah, the same one who liked to bite into the nannies’ condoms.

3. Jamila, once, found a bit of amor with a foreigner, a famous musician type. He thought she was a hooker and paid her $400; when he realised his mistake, the guy couldn’t stop apologising. Jamila didn’t give him his money back.

4. Yakini was (is) a lesbian but SHE FUCKING HATES lesbian porn. Sometimes, when she was tripping on Es, she liked doing it with Johan. She said that she did it with girls for the sex but with him for love. Johan never found out that Yakini took advantage of their time together to nick his little sister’s bra from her wardrobe. Johan admires and loves his little sister, but he’s never actually been able to admit it. (via CROSSFADER NETWORK)